What do you think about the new profile badges?

+128 votes
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Hi Wikitreers,

During this time of social and physical distancing, as various health officials guide us through a pandemic, many of you are putting in extra time and effort here. That extra effort calls for extra recognition. 

The tried and true method of recognition on WikiTree is through the apportioning of profile badges. Members of our community value and cherish their badges. Scenes such as this would be unheard of in our community: 

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!", gif from Blazing Saddles, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blazing_Saddles

Moreover, the types of contributions and participation by community members have grown increasingly diverse, and such new types of acknowledgement are needed. 

So, on to the new badges.

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Members' G2G points continue to increase, reaching new heights. Some say that "the sky is the limit", but with 13 current "Astronauts", we've already made it well past that. Moreover, the G2G training corps includes 195 in the pipeline who are "Pilots"

Soon WikiTree will be ready for interplanetary missions and beyond. Which means that we are going to need new titles for those who go above and beyond, reaching new heights, and achieving escape velocity. Enter our new class of future Kerbal Space Program explorers on G2G: The Interstellar Probes. Yes, you can become an interstellar probe. All that you need to obtain this beautiful badge is obtain 1 billion contribution points.   


WikiTree is said to have a steep learning curve, so many members' early efforts might not deserve to stand alongside little Bobby's macaroni masterpiece on the fridge. But they too deserve acknoweledgement and badges! Now you can do just that with this badge.

(Please don't though... )


For those times when one of our database suggestion fixers, a.k.a. the "Database Doctors", are a little overzealous in editing, we now have a badge to honour their errors efforts. None of us is perfect, not one, so chuckle, smile, & stay ducky my ducklings!


WikiTree may be the most welcoming community of genealogists on the internet, but there's one thing that we don't welcome: Spam bots posting in G2G. Swiftly deleted, yet they persist. And we admire persistence: so for that they deserve a badge too. 


Speaking of persistence, it has come to my attention that one user's perseverance (and those who follow the same path with determination) also deserves a badge. Despite Help pages that clearly state otherwise; contrary to dozens of answers on G2G saying that it couldn't be done; and out of sheer obstinance and willpower... Someone finally managed to uploard DNA to WikiTree. 

We still aren't sure the purpose of your determination, nor is there a likely pay-off. But, you managed to do it somehow. (SOMEHOW!??!? I can't even explain it.) So here's a badge in your honour. 


Have you ever come across a profile, or set of profiles, that is a complete melding and conflation of two or more individuals with similar names or other confusing and subtle differences? Sometimes these profiles are the result of unrestrained mergers, or simply making casual assumptions. Whatever the cause, disentangling these conglomerates is on par with disbanding a rat king. For those whose noble efforts rid our tree of rat kings, this badge has been crafted.


Oops. Sorry. Wrong image. Planning a game of Jeopardy at home. (Creativity abounds in the era of social distancing!). But then again, screw it... why not. It's a badge too now. For... err... uh... contributions to the genealogy of brewers, distillers, mixologists, and bartenders. 


Speaking of potent potables, we now have a badge for those who play foolhardy games with the Jamie Nelson's Random Profile App.

Rules:

Participants take turns hitting the random profile button. Depending on the profile, different actions are required:

  • The profile is a blood relative of yours (within 30 generations): Drink.
  • The profile is notable: Drink.
  • The profile has the Random Profile Game badge: Drink.
  • The subject is named Mary or John, or a variant of those: Drink.
  • The profile is unconnected: Get to work!
  • Etc... 


This summer WikiTree will be rolling out Descendants of Notables communities, with the aim of highlighting those members with awesome ancestors. Members of such communities will be provided with badges to demonstrate their superiority to the plebes. To kick off this new effort, what better place our first Descendants of Notables community than the Descendants of Uthyr Pendragon

For details, please see the post in Policy and Style regarding the requirements for obtaining the "Verified Descendant" badge. It should only be slightly more difficult than getting a blue check-mark on Twitter.


It's a debate for the ages, whether a completionist is born or made, but that question bears no influence on the drive to tick every last checkbox in pursuit of their goal: ticking every last checkbox. 

So to honour the commitment of those known as "Badge Collectors", we are introducing a Badge Collector Badge, to assist us in identifying, isolating, and exploiting those with this valuable trait! Going forward, our aim is to continue developing more badges to precisely manipulate direct the desired contributions from these highly exploitable useful members in our community. 

In the meantime, this one's on us! (Next one will cost you)


Badges aren't the only thing one can collect on WikiTree! It seems that certain sub-groups enjoy collecting downvotes! Who knew!?


Among us we also have a few real angels: Upvoters. Folks who appreciate a question or an answer, and take time to show their appreciation! A few out there have given out upwards of 50000 upvotes

Sure, upvotes don't cost anything, but these folks are moving their mice, clicking links, and, most importantly, clicking on those upvote buttons! That's outright draining, but nonetheless these folks persist. 


We have decided that there needs to be a special badge for those fine men and women who keep things "interesting" here on G2G and WikiTree. You know who you are. Now everyone else will too!


One of the greatest contributions to the overall quality of profiles on WikiTree is by those who complain endlessly on G2G about the endless decline of profile quality (the lab is currently developing metrics to measure this) on account of the influx of n00bs whose entire experience consists of clicking on so-called "hints" from Ancestry's shaky leaves. Ugh! The thought makes me cringe. 

Thankfully, for the discerning profile connoisseur, we have a badge to show that, like fine wines, you can definitively weed out the good from the bad.


Our penultimate new badge is for the social distancers in the crowd out there who are saving lives by staying home (and doing some genealogy, I hope!). These badges are a thank you to everyone who's doing their part to flatten the curve and stop the spread.

Stay physically apart (2 metres or 6 ft), but be sure to keep in touch!


Finally, we need a badge for everyone who made it to the end of this "interminable message" and who, I hope, had a little laugh along the way. I suspect that more than a few of us could use the distraction.

Happy April Fools' Day!

in The Tree House by anonymous G2G6 Pilot (139k points)


A few bonus badges that didn't fit in the post:


In case you haven't noticed, you're currently on the Internet right now. And that means that we're not alone. There are bots among us! Some, such as EditBot, are good and useful (please spare me in the robot uprising), others are nefarious, propagating misinformation and propaganda. Now these members of our community can have their own badge. Welcome, G2G Cosmonauts! 

G2G Cosmonaut (picture of a robot)


Curiously, WikiTree is home to several users aged 21 through 29, for whom birth date calculations which would place their estimated year of birth well past their mothers' likely menopause. This may be a biological anomaly and as such we are tagging users for future scientific investigation.


Perhaps the greatest WT mystery is the symbology of baby feet. Preliminary analysis has led to the hypothesis that these are analogous to a lucky rabbit's foot. So if you're someone who posts or links images of baby feet, this lucky badge is for you.


Please have fun and be kind with these. The collection is available on a free space profile. And... if anyone has a suggestion for a badge that our community desperately needs, share it in a comment.

Murphy out!

When I saw the Forever 21 badge, it made me think of a

Never Ages Badge

I have several ancestors who only aged 1-2 years between each census in the 1800s......

O.K.  These badges are mind-boggling and you must be Irish . . .

hilarious

Annoying.  A lot of effort put into it, though.
Found out we're 10th cousins, though, through those ubiquitous French-Canadians.

19 common ancestors, no less! Stay healthy, cuz. :)

Thank you for this - I didn't realize it was an April Fools until somewhere in the middle but these were great!

32 Answers

+45 votes
Thank you for sharing your incredible sense of humor in these difficult times!!! I am rolling with laughter now.
by Mindy Silva G2G Astronaut (1.1m points)
+41 votes
Very funny post! I knew it was an April Fool's Day post. Thanks for your sense of humor in these stressful and uncertain times. :)
by Greta Moody G2G6 Pilot (199k points)
+41 votes
Thank you. That was great.
by Kay Knight G2G6 Pilot (599k points)
+40 votes
OMG, this is hilarious, JN.

Wow. Just, wow.
by Chris Whitten G2G Astronaut (1.5m points)
+50 votes
Love it!  I'd like to suggest the Tortoise badge (Slow but steady wins the race!) for those people who manage to get the Club 100 badge every month for a year but never achieve the Club 1000 badge.
by Lisa Hazard G2G6 Pilot (264k points)
I vote for that one!

Lisa & Robin, you've both earned the Tortoise Club badge, for 10 months of continuous Club 100 membership (June 2019 through March 2020). 

We appreciate your slow and steady efforts. Keep it up and show those haughty hares who's boss!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5QpfAUUxGc

Woot!  Hey Robin, we're in the club!
Okay, teammate, I'm with you!! Let's just keep keeping on.

Thanks, JN, so glad you noticed!
+40 votes
Thank you for giving me something to strive for:  1 B contribution points!
The French will love the new game Random Profile because just about every girl has the name Mary (Marie).
Could we have a Drama Queen project?  See who can complain the most?  Maybe a challenge would be appropriate!
Those who note that quantity has become preferred over quality will appreciate that we will have a measurement for this lack of quality.
Thank you for some lightheartedness during this stressful time! :)
by Cindy Cooper G2G6 Pilot (329k points)
+40 votes

This is brilliant! And honestly - the highlight of my entire week (and possibly the entire month)! Thank you so much for sharing your humor with us JN.

Now I am off to award a few of these...

by Steven Harris G2G6 Pilot (746k points)
+38 votes
Love this! Love this! Love this!
by Mags Gaulden G2G6 Pilot (642k points)
+35 votes
Thanks!  My badge collection now shows that I’ve awarded myself the "Verified Descendent of Uthyr Pendragon" badge ;-)
by Peter Roberts G2G6 Pilot (705k points)
April 1 is now over :-( and so I’ve removed my Pendragon badge.
+34 votes
Got all the way to the end, chuckling all the way, the realised it’s is still April 1st your end. We superior mortals have already moved on to April 2!
by Living Poole G2G Astronaut (1.3m points)
+38 votes
Best. Post. Ever.

Thanks for the laughs!
by Natalie Trott G2G Astronaut (1.3m points)
+37 votes
Yes I needed that. Thank you. This morning I decided I was losing my mind. I left home to get a cup of coffee, ordered, left Dunkin Donuts, drove home (about 10 minutes) and realized I'd left my breakfast egg wraps, drove back, realizing I couldn't remember if I shut the garage door. Definitely losing my mind. (My grocery store seems to have run out of Decaf coffee, hence the trip to DD) Maybe it's not me but the grocery shoppers of the world who have lost their minds.
by Anne B G2G Astronaut (1.3m points)
Please note that I also upvoted all the answers before mine (and the question). Can I have a badge? please.

It's yours without question, Anne. 

Flour is the one thing I noticed was still absent store shelves here (last I checked, about 1 week ago). Apparently lots of Canadians are exercising their baking skills these days.

+34 votes
This was priceless!  Thanks for the laugh JN.  Nothing like a bit of levity to brighten the day.
by Rhonda Zimmerman G2G6 Pilot (228k points)
+32 votes
What a way to bring in April! Thanks for the laugh!
by SJ Baty G2G Astronaut (1.2m points)
+38 votes

I'm putting in a bid right now for the Rat King badge for untangling the Pettus family of Norwich, Norfolk, England last year. I'm still scarred by it! And that badge is so cool.

by Jo Fitz-Henry G2G6 Pilot (171k points)

I still have flashbacks to one profile I found on FamilySearch. At first I was excited: 76 sources! Wow! Rarely do such old profiles have so many. Upon checking the sources it quickly became apparent they were from at least 8 different persons. I closed that window and ran in fear.

So for someone to dive in, it's a true act of bravery. WikiTree thanks you for your service, Jo! It was well-earned!

+31 votes
Thank you for this great April Fool's post!
by Michelle Enke G2G6 Pilot (424k points)
+32 votes
Stop, Drop and Rolling on the floor with Laughter! Thank you, Chris, for showing your wonderful sense of humor on the 1st day of April.
by David Selman G2G Astronaut (1.3m points)

Onward and upward!

Just so I don't get credit: This is all JN. I had nothing to do with it and didn't know it was coming. Part of the joke is that JN used my style for announcements.

I love it.
+27 votes

Image result for banging head against wall clipart 

I think you could add this one too!  PS banging one's head against a wall is supposed to burn 150 Calories

Oops I guess the image doesn't show.

by Chris Hoyt G2G6 Pilot (866k points)

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+31 votes
Thanks for giving us all a laugh with your incredible creativity and sense of humor!! Love it!!
by Virginia Fields G2G Astronaut (1.2m points)
+31 votes
Thank you for your creativity. I cannot imagine how much work went into this very amusing post.
by A. Creighton G2G6 Pilot (932k points)

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