G2G: I created a WikiTree Monster!

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I Created A Monster on the WikiTree!  

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When I joined the WikiTree

My life was happy, happy as could be

Profiling family left and right

Profiling movie stars late at night!

 

Then something happened

 that changed my life!

 I went on Wikitree and

signed up my wife!

 

Well, she found every cousin

Then she found me!

Her face became troubled,

“You’re related to me!”

 

She’s related to every Mayflower man

Movie stars and Hard Rock bands!

She’s related to more presidents than me,

And found she’s cousins with Royalty!

 

A monster I created, I have to admit

And she’ll never let me get over it!

Now she’s happy, happy as can be

It’s Genealogy Day on the WikiTree!

© 2023 Dave Draper  Permission to copy and distribute, must include my name! 

More original songs and poems about genealogy are located on my Free Space page: Draper Stories By The Draper Family  (link below)

https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Space:Draper_Family_Stories_by_The_Draper_Family

WikiTree profile: David Draper
in The Tree House by David Draper G2G Astronaut (5.1m points)
retagged by Ellen Smith

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