Parody by Dave Draper
Sung to the tune of ''Whatcha Gonna Do?'' written by
Lerios Jenkins and performed by Pablo Cruise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBaS5ovFaBk
*'''Whatcha gonna do when you find she's your cousin?'''
*'''Should have checked that out before you wed!'''
*'''Whatcha gonna do when you find she's your cousin?'''
*'''Now the kids are saying, "YOU'RE INBRED!'''
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*'''So you're having trouble with your romance,'''
*'''Should have checked out that fact before she goes!'''
*'''And you might not be seeing what everybody knows!'''
'''You look like your wife with the exact same eyes and nose!'''
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*'''Whatcha gonna do when you find she's your cousin?'''
*'''Should have checked that out before you wed!'''
*'''Whatcha gonna do when you find she's your cousin?'''
*'''Now that she's saying "YOU ARE DEAD!'''
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*'''And all at once you're thinking: it's all bad!'''
*''' 'Cause ancestors you didn't know you had!'''
*''' When all your friends are calling you a fool'''
*'''Just look 'em in the eye and say "YOU'RE MY COUSIN TOO!
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*'''Whatcha gonna do when you find she's your cousin?'''
*'''Should have checked that out before you wed!'''
*'''Whatcha gonna do when you find she's your cousin?'''
*'''Now the kids are saying, "YOU'RE INBRED!'''
Enjoy! More original genealogy songs and poems by Dave Draper are located here:
https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Space:Draper_Family_Stories_by_The_Draper_Family
