OK, this is a fairly lighthearted post and I know it's probably just a glitch in the system but are 8,771,891 people really related to Anne Frank, Queen Elizabeth II, Uncle Tom Cobleigh and all? When I discovered that I was connected to all these people, I really felt important but since it has dawned on me that another 8,771,890 other people are too, cucumber sandwiches on the lawn at Buckingham Palace have become a distant dream. Please put me out of my misery.