Zachary, you have to look for them.
e.g. not so closely related. You and:
Best of luck.
Hi.
We're 11th cousins.
For fun, match your profile to the US Presidents
Or check for a relationship to these US presidents: Go to your profile, then click "Find". Select "relationships"; then select from the pop up menu: George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, John Quincy Adams,Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, William Henry Harrison, John Tyler, James K Polk, Zachary Taylor, Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, Abraham Lincoln,etc.
It helps if its a rainy day and you've run out of books to read -- or you have squinted at Internet genealogy books or 18th century handwriting a bit too long!