Need a Lift? Jokes

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Here are a few good genealogy jokes.  Please add your own.

Genealogy: where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.

"Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponents will do it for you!" -- Mark Twain

Genealogy on the Internet? I can remember when we did genealogy right, with shoe leather, pencil, paper and a giant eraser. -- from Zazzle

Some family trees have beautiful leaves, and some have just a bunch of nuts. Remember, it is the nuts that make the tree worth shaking. -- Author Unknown

in The Tree House by Vic Watt G2G6 Pilot (330k points)

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"I want to find ALL of them!  So far I have only a few thousand."

"Genealogists never loose their jobs, they just go to another branch!"

"I think that I will never see a completed genealogy"

 

There you go Vic...my contribution!
by Cheryl Skordahl G2G6 Pilot (222k points)
selected by Susan Laursen

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