Here are a few good genealogy jokes. Please add your own.
Genealogy: where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
"Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponents will do it for you!" -- Mark Twain
Genealogy on the Internet? I can remember when we did genealogy right, with shoe leather, pencil, paper and a giant eraser. -- from Zazzle
Some family trees have beautiful leaves, and some have just a bunch of nuts. Remember, it is the nuts that make the tree worth shaking. -- Author Unknown