Hello fellow weekend chatters. I have decided not to participate in the weekend chat so you can't actually read this. So this won't be posted at all unless it is.
That being said I've had a bout of depression due to loneliness so I figured the best way to be happy and no longer lonely was not to talk to anyone. So since I'm not talking to anyone I can't reveal my new diet. I eat constantly, exercise little and lose all kinds of weight. Of course my scales are going to lie to me and show the number rising but I won't be deterred. This is caused because the Earth is slowing it's rotation and centripetal force is decreasing, not because I'm gaining weight.
I have also decided to give up watching TV because the more I watch, the less entertaining it is. Therefore if I give up watching TV it should become extremely entertaining. I will again wonder and possibly care who won the Oscars. Maybe I'll even go out and ask someone. Imagine verbal communication again. If I'm lucky, I might even catch a cold doing it.
Speaking of cold, I've come up with a great idea to combat it. As a child we often tried to dig a hole to China. As an adult I'm aiming for Australia and then installing a high powered fan. In the winter I can pull some of their summer air through and in the summer I can get some of their winter air. Win-win.
Having spent years online I guess I have seen everything. I finally ended up getting this. click here So now I am at a slight loss on what to do with all the time I will now have for life. What a scary thought.
I wish all of you well and if you still happen to see me online there are only 3 possible answers. Either it is me, It isn't me, or it is an alternate version of me. Either way feel free to say howdy and either I will or won't answer you back.
I hope I accomplish much in this life I've been given and enlighten, amuse, and uplift many people along the way. I guess either I did or I didn't. But I have rapidly over the course of many years reached the point where I am too busy to do anything. I have the need for lack of speed. This being said, I am typing this with only 1 finger so it will take longer and I can finally get it finished.
As some of you know, I find out about my family from alternate sources. I found out my father died through Ancestry 3 1/2 years after he died. My Grandfather's death was an obituary 2 years after he died. My Uncle was an obituary 13 months after he died, My grandmother was 6 months after she died. A cousin actually told me that my grandmother's second husband died 2 weeks after it happened. At this rate I might find out about my own death in less than a week and my son's death on the same day it will happen. Of course I'll already be dead for that last one so I probably won't care.
As many of you know, I spend LONG MINUTES each week making sure the spreadsheet for the weekly data doctor challenge is updated and I have yet to see so many people on it that it crashes. I must be doing a great job with no crashes in well over a year.
I would look forward to all the comments generated by my answer but since I didn't post it, you won't read it. Just think of all the time saved from constantly hitting refresh wondering if someone actually responded? (darn, this finger is getting a blister)
So since you aren't seeing this I won't say goodbye, Auf Wiedersehen, Yasou, Aloha, L'hitraot, Namaste, Viszlát!, Vertu sæll!, Sampai Jumpa, Slan, Arrivederci, Sayōnara, Annyeong, Vale, Uz redzēšanos!, Atsiprasau, Zài jiàn, Namaste, Ha det bra, Khodaa haafez, Żegnaj, Adeus, Alweda, La revedere, Do svidaniya, Zdravo!, Dovidenia!, Nasvidenje, Adios, Adjö, Poitu varein, Laa Gòn, Görüşürüz!, Do pobachennia!, Khuda hafiz, Tạm biệt, Hwyl fawr, or even Hamba kahle. I'll just say "until next time" 
