A Quark's Hat :
If Hats Could Chat
Perchance They'd Chat
Of Genealogy's Bald Skullduggery,
Of Family Braineacks, Patchwork Thoughts,
Cerebral Murmurs and Resonant Entrophic Wacks !
Of Cloche, Bowler, Stetson, Zucchetto, Beanie
Beret, Fedora, Kentucky Gardens and Cossack Caps !
Alas Our Spheres
We Cover Dear
We Fashion Communicate
Without A Fear Of How We Look
We Sneer at Hat-less Aliens
A Saucer Wink
For Upon the Heaven's Cosmic Curtain
With Congratulatory Certain
Our Invented Hats In Hand
Our Creator Will Be Smiling !
Back From The Pearly Gate !
Under The Brim of a Perfect Hat !
C'est Bon Magnifique ! 