We've all decided, LOL, to ship a crate of 5 kittens and 3 puppies to Papa Pip, give him something to do besides wither at the computer, everyone needs a hobby, hacking weeds and taking out the trash aren't hobbies, but 8 household lovable cuddly rambunctious indoor pets -- other than his wife, of course?
We figure it would go a long way to slowing him down ...