Pip, I must be hungry. (UH, it's after traditional lunch time here in AZ, but I didn't notice that.) I'd do something if I got a meal or two (made by a gift-horse, to order; with a serving of any kind of meat or fish that would appear on a menu; with any handy accoutrement that is in the realm of cuisine. No kidding.
If I make that statement, I must be "self-interested, bored, & aging," SO: just forget that I said that please.